Archive for December, 2007
Merry….
Thursday, December 27th, 2007
So, it’s a couple of days after the binge, seems that it’s been drizzling incessantly, and there’s still nothing on TV. It’s that weird time of the year when you know that New Year’s is coming, and then you’ve got January and all the resolutions: “back to the gym”, be more productive at work, spend more time with the family stuff….
But for now, just wait. Enjoy the remnants of the turkey / mince pies / pud and turn up the heating. There’s no alternative.
And think on the brights side, it might snow soon - and that totally rocks!
We’re looking!!!
Friday, December 21st, 2007
Wanna job? Come and let us know - we’re hiring….
Web designer that’s got a bunch of developer skills. An all round impressive person that can come and hang out with us and do some really exciting work.
Let us know!
Not a festive joke!
Thursday, December 20th, 2007
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him …..a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
Love it!
ps. we didn’t come up with this one!
This is how to get annoyed!
Friday, December 14th, 2007
Much much cooler than how any of us get irate!
Does he deserve the job or not? Irrelevant!
We shouldn’t laugh…
Wednesday, December 12th, 2007
But this is very amusing! Brilliant!
A 54-year old German was fined with $618 after he violated the speed limit twice - on a wheelchair. Guenther Eichmann was stopped by local police after he registered 40 mph on the speedometer on an electric wheelchair. A former engineer, Eichmann said he modified the wheelchair’s electric engine so it could run faster. After being stopped twice for going beyond the speed limit, Eichmann’s wheelchair was confiscated in addition to being fined.
Babies everywhere
Monday, December 3rd, 2007
Everyone I know seems to be having / talking endlessly about babies!
I’m sure I’ll have my own soon, but in the meantime, I thought that this would amuse those parents with a sense of humour and upset those without!
"How ugly babies are! How heedlessOf all else than their bulging selves ---Like sumo wrestlers, plush with needlessKneadable flesh --- like mutant elves,Plump and vindictively nocturnal,With lungs determined and infernal(A pity that the blubbering blobsCome unequipped with volume knobs),And so intrinsically conservative,A change of breast will make them squallWith no restraint or qualm at all.Some think them cuddly, cute, and curvative.Keep them, I say. Good luck to you;No doubt you used to be one too."
From The Golden Gate by Vikram Seth
